My Panera Bread HORROR Story

It was a warm, sunny day. The trees were, treeing? And the wind was, um, blowing? — Yeah, I actually don’t remember or give a fuck about those details of the story. But it was a sunny day, I mean, it probably was because this story took place in August of 2023 in Walnut Creek, California, where it is ALWAYS hot. Too hot sometimes. Anyways, I worked at Panera Bread over the summer before school started. I was going into my Junior Year of college, and my shifts were 6 am to 2 pm. I didn’t mind them, surprisingly, because I had the rest of the day to do whatever my 20-year-old self did…which was probably sleeping and watching reality TV. Aren’t I so impressive?

Being a cashier at Panera Bread was NOT easy. There was always a line out the door, coffee needing to be replaced, and phone calls that needed to be answered. I was also in charge of stocking bagels, pastries, and cookies, while baking soufflés, all before 7:00 am. All of this is very doable, but when you are about to shut your eyes and fall asleep at any given second (while standing up), it gets quite difficult. I then proceeded to fill up two empty bins of hot, very hot, piping coffee. As I walked back to the coffee station to replace the empty bins with new bins, I then found myself slipping on some sort of watery, steam, I don’t know — but I do know that it was a result of those damn soufles in the oven that everyone loves — and accidentally poured the bins FILLED with coffee down my leg. I fell backwards, rolling onto hot coffee, burning my ENTIRE body. Picture a banana peel slipping accident, THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME. Picture the ground of a crusty Panera Bread kitchen covered with burning hot coffee, and a goofy 20-year-old girl rolling around in it. I don’t know what’s worse: The fact that it is 7:00 am, or that as I got up, I slipped again and burned myself AGAIN. A few seconds later, I got up without slipping again TGOD. As tears rolled down my face, I was too embarrassed to admit I was hurt. WHY JAMIE WHY? I cleaned up my mess with a mop, and was given a new shirt to change into by my manager. I proceeded to take orders once I got myself somewhat cleaned up. Customers were very concerned, I mean, as they should! For the next 20 minutes before my break, I trembled shakily, the words “What can I get started for you today?” as tears ran down my face. A good/bad quality of mine is that if I need to cry, I WILL CRY. Oh yeah, that is also the case in public. Flash forward, it was then my break and I ordered some sort of breakfast sandwich … oh my, they were always so good, especially good being free. (Benefit of being an employee). I still reeked, and my socks were filled with watery coffee. I decided to take my socks off and squeeze everything out. I then looked at my ankle. And my jaw dropped, my eyes started to water, and I gasped as I looked down. There on my ankle: BIG. BUBBLY. LARGE. GROSS. BLISTERS. I yelped in disgust and pulled my jeans up to see that my leg had the same image of gross bubbles…Which also appeared on my butt, unfortunately. My managers took a look and sent me home so I could go to Urgent Care. I was given cream, I believe, and treated it right away. I feel like with every story there are always lessons or takeaways, so here are mine!

  1. Always wear proof shoes to work. EVEN IF THEY ARE UGLY.

  2. How the FUCK do I manage to sustain BURNS from a part-time job at a fast food restaurant?

  3. My “horror” story did make a lot of people laugh. Should I be insulted that my pain is funny to people?

  4. And, yeah, I guess that’s it.

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